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They will...
Starve themselves While beating that "dead horse" back to life,
"Sell" their in-laws to get that badly needed capital the banker wouldn't loan them.
Begin to whonder why others around them just don't "have what it takes",
and develop the habit that the work day ends at 3:00am
Know exactly what their own levels of enthusiasm, strengths and limits are.
(Sometimes seen by others as obsession, weakness and flirtations with death itself.)
Not only have the "better mouse trap", but may also feel that their "vision"
is like no other, is beyond value and feel the world will beat a path to their door.
Make sure there is a an on-going close social relationship with Hilda or
one of her chief advisiors, so when the time comes, they can "float a loan"
so they can get those badly needed fleet of war ships.
Sometimes look back and feel it would have been easier just being a slave
to Hilda (The Hun).

Witty southern Jokes...

What do you get when you put a greedy business entrepreneur with a big smile
in a swamp?
An alligator with a bigger smile!
How to put the pharmacist out of business...
One hot late summer afternoon at a neighborly outing, one of the local
crawfish was suffering miserably with a stuffy nose and was all achy with the flue to boot and forgot to bring along some flue and cold medicine. After asking around but finding no one with any backup medicine tucked away, went to CrawDad seeking some help and advice to ease the misery.
In all his wisdom and observation, the wise old CrawDad said, "don't worry, you'll be able to take a dip in the pool out back shortly, and if that doesn't clean out your sinus' and the heat therapy take care of all your aches, the cook will make sure that everything is spiced up just right so that afterwards, you won't feel a thing.
Aromas of contrast...
What happened to the entrepreneur who slipped and fell into the swamp?
He came out smelling like a rose. (Only at the American Rose Gardens)
Be sure to visit the American Rose Society and Gardens On The Web by selecting their site in the "Tour Louisiana Shreveport / Bossier Style tm Tourism Directory
Southern Style...
What did the business entrepreneur tell himself after discovering that all
the assets were missing...
"I knew I shouldn't have left that money bag in the 'gator pen..."
What does the business entrepreneur tell the bankruptsy judge after the court
finds out about all the 'missing assets'
"Can I get valet and room service, a room by the second green and, a guest
pool for my pet 'gator"?

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